rubbing the bed
a form of masturbation or “w-nking”. the male rubs his p-n-s on the bed to m-st-rb-t-. it is a faster way to approach a male -rg-sm, because it is rubbing the p-n-s harder than a “hand job” due to more pressure exerted onto the p-n-s.
i was too h-rny last night, so i decided to start rubbing the bed.
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