rubefest


a group of idiots.
emily: look at all those dumb-sses
mich-lle: its a d-mn rubefest
n. a gathering (usually, but not necessarily of humans) in which unsavory people, most commonly male sports fans, get together and make a room smell like cottage cheese and beer farts.

n. closet h-m-s-xuals (most often male) who have m-st-rb-t-d to brett favre being a minnesota viking more times than they have touched a woman since 2009.
“oh my god, i’ve got to get the f-ck out of here”.

-“why”?

“this bar smells like a sh-t-bomb was detonated in it”.

-“oh, that, …yeah it’s just these rubes, they come in here actin’ like they’re gonna blow each other when our team scores a touchdown. …what a fkin’ rubefest.”

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