Ruben


a bad -ss person who pimps on fine girls
i am a cool person like ruben
a s-xy and sensitive guy. can be extremely emotional. never shy and always ready to make a new friend wherever he goes. girls are easily attracted to rubens but they know not to play with they hearts. and when he finds the right girl he tends be very protective over her.
ruben: s-xy -ss mexican
very awesome hilarious down to earth loves only 1 girl always n’ forever
ruben loves his chula
a particularly hot guy. some -ssume he is gay but pray he isnt because they get b-n-rs when they think of him or see him and they all want to f-ck him.
i want to f-ck ruben once, then f-ck choc. chip cookies or b-tterfly kisses.
he is out of this world . . . unreal in all he does , he stands out to the unique, he dedicates him self to everyone. hes loving hes caring , hes real ! hes hardheaded hes arrogant but hes fair. he knows how to treat a female, does not let his d-ck get the best of him. smart , athlete, usually spanish ! great in bed ! usually multi talented ! he’s dedicated to what he loves, he does not turn his back on people. but he can be the biggest -sshole !
you seem like a ruben !
usually a mexican male who uses his hairy beard to suduce women for -n-l… if this does not work he then preforms soccer techniques and begins to juggle a ball… and then asks the girl to juggles his :p
if she doesn’t fall for u pull a ruben.
really cool dude, see linda. (his gf)
ruben brown

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