Rubilistic
the name for the condom that has been in your wallet for the past 5 years.
– xxl condom – it was to big soo i couldn’t use it.
her: do you wanna do it
him: yeaah let me check my wallet for the rubilistic
him:awww cr-p its expired
her: hahahaha it was too big anyway
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