Ruby Shotgun
if a chick is on her period, and she just so happens to queef when you are eating her out, you have experienced a ruby shotgun.
girl1: zomfg! i totally ruby shotguned brad last night. i so ruined his favorite shirt and doctor said he’ll have an eye infection for weeks.
girl2: that’s pretty knarl, i would tell people about this.
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