Ruby slipper moment


when you come too in a momemtary state of being completely p-ssed off your nut, and wake up underneath a hideous sk-nk b-tch with teeth like a gutter snipe and shes ridding the sh-t out of your half limp d-ck trying to milk you for some baby batter.
you start clapping your heels together like dorothy off the wizard of oz while yelling theres no place like home.
guy- huh..hey wtf…argh
sk-nk- uh uh uh

( slap slap slap )
guy – theres no place like home …theres no place like home….f-ck i wish i had some ruby slippers right now
guy to his mate- wicked party last night but a had a ruby slipper moment late in the night.

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