Ruby Tuesday

a s-xual act which consists of one vomiting on a male partner’s scr-t-m. the etymology of the name comes from where the act originated, which was at a ruby tuesday’s restaurant in texas, occurring whilst the song ruby tuesday was playing. the infamous incident happened when an unnamed senator went to the bathroom to drop a deuce and was greeted by a drunken h-m-s-xual representative who was attempting to engage in f-ll-t–. due to the intoxication, all the representative could do was vomit on the senator’s b-lls, before p-ssing out, head in the toilet.

while at its core the act is considered accidental when attempting f-ll-t–, there are certain subcultures which have embraced and adopted the ruby tuesday as a traditional greeting.
“my wife was going to give me head yesterday, but the previous night of partying resulted in a ruby tuesday.”
when a man puts lipstick on and kisses a girls -ss leaving a lip print around her -sshole.
ronnie was feeling a little adventurous, so he pulled lisa’s lipstick out of her purse and gave her a ruby tuesday.
when you f-ck a chick on her period
eew, did you hear that andrew gave coleen a ruby tuesday lastnight, and she begged for it again!!
the act of one man snorting a line of cocaine off another mans erect p-n-s. the longer the p-n-s the greater the high.
bill: weird… my d-cks hard as a rock!
frank: rly? wanna go ruby tuesday?
v. to fart in a public place
did d-ck cheney just ruby tuesday in front of colin powell?