ruddman
a person who works in an legal or office setting, usually male, who routinely f-cks up and ruins files. slippery as a lubed b-tt plug, the ruddman then disappears into thin air, never to receive the punishment or blame he deserves.
the greatest ruddmans are subtle in their dereliction, and the effects of their negligent file keeping practices may not be felt for years to come.
man 1: this punk at my office keeps f-cking up files, and when i go to kick his -ss he’s never around!
man 2: wow! i thought only my office had a ruddman.
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