rudolphing
the act of a woman placing her period blood onto her partners face with them knowing.
“did you hear about johnny?” “he got f-cked up and christine gave him a major rudolphing”
the act of r-mm-ng a woman whilst she is on her period, typically with the males head in between her legs and his tongue curving underneath to around her -n-s. to get close enough, it is generally required for the males nose to insert itself slightly into the womans v-g-n-.
woman: “you can’t do that, i’m bleeding”
man: “it’s ok. i don’t mind a bit of rudolphing”
the act of performing oral s-x on a woman who’s on the rag.
x: did you see dave’s face this morning? he looked like someone force-fed him a kitten through a meat grinder.
y: he didn’t realize his gf was bleeding and ended up rudolphing her.
when one does not tell her partner it is the time of the month and allows him to go down on her.
period rudolphing
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