Rudy Ponder


the three rivers mexican spiderman pirate. he is the ultimate bad-ss. he loves music, movies, sports, going out, making out, and working out. he is also a man who has the greatest girlfriend..ever.
“wow, he is such a rudy ponder, his girlfriend kicks -ss….”

“man, that guy is such a rudy ponder, he knows everything, and knows how to do everything.”

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