Rug Boner


when your rug bunches up and makes humps that have to pushed down.
dan: hey man, where’s that cool rug you got last week?
blake: i don’t wanna talk about it.
dan: what happened.
blake: it kept getting rug b-n-rs, so i had to return it.
dan: im sorry for your loss man. that’s deep…

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