rug doctor


1. a dyk-. a lesbian.
2. a straight male who eats p-ssy, preferably lesbian.
3. missy koonce.
1. that ellen degeneress is a rug doctor.
2. my husband loves eating me out. what a rug doctor.
3. missy koonce.
an obgyn. the doctor that takes care of female parts.
cr-p, i think i got syphillis from that party last night. i better get it checked out by my rug doctor.
to clean or vacuum using the ‘rugdoctor’ range of cleaning products.
if you can vacuum, you can rugdoctor.
and elderly butch lesbian, may be buff.
person1: have you seen the new gym teacher?
perrson2: she’s such a rug doctor.
person1: lol!
person who p-sses out after a night of drinking and uses your floor as a toilet.
where did that stain come from? the rug doctor was here last night.

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