Rug Muncher
one who gives oral s-x to women,who usually is a lesbian. the ‘rug’ refers to the cl-t/p-ssy/vaggy/f-ckholeetc… or perhaps the pubic hair of that region.
also, in mens opinions, the 2nd best thing that has ever happened to the world, behind bis-xuals.
woman1: munch me ruggy! munch me!
woman2: makes slurping noises
a woman who enjoys to eat out other females, also known as a “lesbian”
suzy is a rugmuncher, because she at erin’s fish.
another term for a dyk- or lesbian.
that large girl with the short hair and hairy legs looks like a rug muncher.
a woman who indulges in various ‘carpet capers’. a lesbian. also see dyk-, lesbo and c-rp-t m-nch-r.
melissa liked to munch on rugs from time to time, although it didn’t do her halitosis any good.
someone who get a womans beaver rubbed in their face while eating out the girl’s p-ssy. it is referred to as rug because of the flatness of the bush.
man 1: so i heard you are a rug muncher?
man 2: yeah i definitely am.
man 1: are there any other things you much on? 😉
man 2: no i am not going to munch on your aids infested c-ck
a term used to describe a woman who is a lesbian and who likes nothing more than to get down and lick p-ssy
i wouldnt bother trying to chat her up mate, she’s a blatant rug-muncher
there are a number of different defintions for this phrase:
1) possibly the best known, someone, male or female who indulges in c-nn-l-ng-s also know as m-ff diving.
2) someone, usually a small child but can be an adult, who is pr-ne to temper tantrums, throws themselves to the ground and bites the carpet.
3) someone who is extremely eccentric, or even clinically insane, who is pr-ne to do things that range from slightly strange to outrageously weird.
4) a derogatory name for a person with learning difficulties, similar to window licker.
1) look at those two fat dyk-s! a right pair of rug munchers!
2) there was this really nasty kid, screaming at his mother in the middle of the shop, stamping his feet and trying to hit her! a thoroughly nasty little rug muncher.
3) john’s acting stranger and stranger. it’s sad to see a gifted man turning into a rug muncher.
4) if i hear you calling a person with learning difficulties a ‘rug muncher’ again, there will be real trouble.
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