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a person (chinaman or not) who p-sses on a rug which may or may not “tie the room together”, thus rendering the rug useless. (see carpet p-sser)
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it’s a shame that the chinaman p-ssed on your rug, dude… it really tied the room together.

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dude: well sir, it’s this rug i have, really tied the room together-

lebowski: you told brandt on the phone, he told me. so where do i fit in?

dude: well they were looking for you, these two guys, they were trying to–

lebowski: i’ll say it again, all right? you told brandt. he told me. i know what happened. yes? yes?

dude: so you know they were trying to p-ss on your rug–

lebowski: did i urinate on your rug?

dude: you mean, did you personally come and pee on my–

lebowski: h-llo! do you speak english? parla usted inglese? i’ll say it again. did i urinate on your rug?

dude: well no, like i said, woo peed on the rug–

ebowski: h-llo! h-llo! so every time–i just want to understand this, sir– every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, i have to compensate the–

dude: come on, man, i’m not trying to scam anybody here.

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