Rug Stalker

adj. a word used to describe a gentleman obsessed with chatting to lesbians in the hope that he might one day make them love him
j: i was buying some watermelons the other day when i happened upon that rug stalker bernard, and guess what?

q: he was chatting to a lesbian?

j: exactly!

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