Ruggaphobia
when a young couple usually in high school, have s-x for their first time on a carpet and the guy f-cks the girl so hard she tells no one b/c of such bad carpet burn
kiersten and mike have s-x at his house then kiersten cant walk right the next day and everyone asks ”what hapenned to your knees” and kiersten replies “trust me its not rug burn i was just wrestling mike” always resulting in ruggaphobia..
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