ruin myself
its another phrasing for “soil yourslf”/ -j-c-l-t-. – usually when it’s messy
other phrasings are ‘mess myself’ and ‘soil myself’
ruin myself- to -j-c-l-t-
a- “i just ruined myself reading winnie the pooh”
m- “okay now i know you’re drunk”
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when you order a takeaway and believe you have enough time to m-st-rb-t- and it arrives prematurely. what are you doing tonight? think i’m gonna stay in and pizza-bate
- push daffodils
push forget-me-nots, join the majority, to p-ss away. to inherit this lovely property, jane had sent her devoted pappy push daffodils. you either accept my terms, or i’ll have you push daffodils.
- homedaddy
it’s similar to a homeboy but with a person you consider like a father* *not to be confused with daddy’s home or a daddy quinn: what do you think about kenneth? luke: yo! kennth is my homedaddy!
- harrison roll
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- closespaced
the erwin schrodinger (famous schrodinger’s cat thought experiment whereby two states exist simultaneously) model applied to late developing s-xual ident-ty did you hear about what kevin sp-cey allegedly did to someone? yeah. kevin was closesp-ced. he hadn’t come out of the closet.