RULE #1
don’t talk about fightclub……
rule #1—-don’t talk about fightclub……
there are no rules.
rule #2: see rule #1.
you do not talk about fight club
rule #1: you do not talk about fight club
cardio!
rule #1:cardio
the zombies can’t eat what they can’t catch.
no fat chicks
rule #1
no. fat. chicks.
rule #1 within a marching band:
no s-x on the bus.
if you break rule #1, you’re breaking rule #2 (don’t suck.)
i am always right no matter what
person #1: dude 7-5=42 is wrong.
person #2: rule #1
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