Rule 126-x
any female of no relation (except in alabama) who walks in on a male masturbating must finish him off.
female: oh my g-d! i’m sorry! ummm… uh….
male: rule 126-x
female: it will be done.
Read Also:
- Harveying
the act of spending time with harvey i am going to do some hard core harveying today. to be a total -sshole to everyone in order to make up for something. after my friend accidentally showed us his p-n-s, we found out that he’d just been harveying.
- hickey
a usually dark-colored skin mark left on any part of the body after having it sucked for a long period of time. your mom gave me a hickey. what is given after sucking a part of the body (neck, chest, etc.)causing the blood vessels to break and leaving a bruise. my boyfriend gave me the […]
- Haussome
the act of being awesome in a manly way. i just kicked a bear’s -ss and knocked that tree down, how haussome.
- havana omelette
a load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water. i left the next guy a havana omelette for breakfast. an explosive burst of burning diarrhea that leaves your -n-s burning. symptoms being a burning, swollen -n-s, enough gas to fill an escalade, and a unrelenting urge to go take […]
- Hawespiper
one who works his way up to a licensed officer’s position in either the deck or engine departments of the merchant marine after starting from the very bottom as either a wiper or ordinary seaman. this is most commonly seen on tugs and barges nowadays, since the uscg decided that suddenly experienced sailors are too […]