havana omelette


a load of diarrhea that creates a series of loud splashes in the toilet water.
i left the next guy a havana omelette for breakfast.
an explosive burst of burning diarrhea that leaves your -n-s burning. symptoms being a burning, swollen -n-s, enough gas to fill an escalade, and a unrelenting urge to go take another p–p.
i ate a lot of greens with vinegar and the hot havana omelette that followed was akin to an eruption of mt. vesuvius.

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