Rule 140
if it exists, it has a twitter account; this includes inanimate objects, pets, and general life forms that have no business communicating, let alone microblogging.
f-ck ya, my dog has a twitter account! rule 140 man, rule 140.
rule 140: n-body reads twitter feeds.
hipster: hey, my dog’s stuffed pet’s ear has a twitter feed!
other people: rule 140! n-body cares!
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- Rusty LeRoy
when you deficate into the female’s oral cavity, then she proceeds to perform oral s-xual activies with the fecal matter in her mouth. she gave me a rusty leroy last night, and now i’m still pulling peanuts and corn bits out of my p-b-s.
- Rusty Muzzle
the act of rubbing feces in ones hand, then rubbing it in anothers face usually during intercourse. dud i totally gave that girl a rusty muzzle, she almost poked.
- rusty sensei
someone who is a master of all things rusty and has supreme knowledge and experience in this specialized non-procreative area. i yielded in great deference to the rusty sensei as he waxed eloquently with great depth and breath on bold concepts as the rusty trombone to the rusty ride to 50 shades of rust.
- Rusty Tumbler
someone who is s-xually inexperienced and awkward in s-xual situations. “last night i was at the bar and this rusty tumbler wouldn’t leave me alone!” “oh yeah? well your girlfriend said your a rusty tumbler.”
- Squange
more commonly referred to as the v-lv-, squange is the external portion of the female reproductive system. “man, i love donning my latex gloves and double-punching some squange!” to “squange” something is to grab or squeeze an item visiously, usually approached with wide spread fingers and followed by a forceful groan after the initial grasp. […]