Rule 38
if it exists, it’s probably in j-pan.
truman: raw horseflesh ice cream?
yu min: no way!!! that can’t be real.
truman: rule 38.
yu min: topo!
rule 38 is a prison offence in which someone is masturbating in public.
he got locked up because he kept doing a rule 38 in front of the female prison guard.
-n-logous to rules 34 through 37, rule 38 states that if something exists, there is a plushie of it, or there will exist a plushie of it. this is not a constant, but an inevitability; i.e. not all things have plushies, but come the end of time, they will.
“half-life 2: episode two had those really scary hunter enemies; now they have them as plushies.”
“christ, rule 38.”
“wtf is rule 38?”
“it’s like all the other rule 3x’s, but about plushies.”
if there is a type of p-rn, there is a website for it.
j. have you seen that pillow p-rn website?
b. there is no such f-cking thing.
j. rule 38
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