rule 5
man the f-!k up!
put your v-g-n- back in the box
b: i have man flu
g: dude, rule 5!
at some point every conversation of over an hour will involve your mom in some way shape or form
x001x: i propose this conversation will soon go to rule 5. you know why?
loli: your mom
rule 5 states that mmateri is always wrong. any argument you have with him will end in him being wrong. mmateri being the village idiot on thisaintnews.com, has been proven wrong in every argument he’s been in, especially when he uses his “facts”.”
matteri: canada has the biggest army in the world.
anyone with sense: i’ll just skip the 2 hours of proving you wrong and call rule 5 early.
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