Rule 69


when the number 69 comes up in a conversation and then this conversation inevitably changes course towards a more s-xual topic. in rare cases actual 69 has occurred.
suzy, “hey jim did you see the game last night?”
jim, “yeah suzy the score was 54-69″
suzy,”wanna f-ck?”
rule 69
anything that exists, there is a pony version of it
without rule 69
person: i love books

with rule 69
person: i love pony books
no s-x allowed.
can i touch your vageena?

no.

rule 69
melodie is never ever right, when dealing with her just nod and smile
dude rule 69, you listened to melodie, she is never ever right!you fool!

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