rule 9004


not only is this rule over 9000, but the word glock must be capitalized in any and all sentences. the glock is a magical thing and should be treated as such.
d00d: hey!
orly: yeah?
d00d: so i watched that uffie music video again..
orly: which one?
d00d: pop the glock.
orly: zomfg.. d00d rule 9004 and dont do it again.

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