Rule of 9


everything written after 9 p.m. local standard time (emails, texts, facebook messages, etc.) must be approved by an objective party in order to prevent the sender’s potentially profound regret the following morning.
example a
mike: i still love her, man. that’s it, i’m sending her a text right now to tell her.
aaron: whoa there. it’s 11:30, the rule of 9 is in effect. hand over the iphone.

example b
alison: my boss is such a b-tch. i can’t take it anymore, i’m sending in my resignation right now.
jill: rule of 9; back away from the laptop. you’ll thank me in the morning.

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