Rum Exasperation
an emotion often felt when all of the rum is gone. symptoms include denial, feelings of hopelessness, staggered walking, and repeated questioning of why the rum is gone.
jack sparrow: why is the rum gone?
jack sparrow: but why is the rum gone?
jack sparrow: why is the rum always gone? -staggers drunkenly- ah. that’s why.
other pirate 1: what happened to him?
other pirate 2: rum exasperation.
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