rumbalert
rum – ba – lert (v.) – lerted, – lerting
to intentially drive upon a rough, uneven or b-mpy portion of a roadway to startle a sleeping p-ssenger.
clyde decided to rumbalert his 91 year old mother while driving her to bingo and now he’s written out of her will.
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