Rumble-bumble-tumble-weed


essentialy an unsually aggressive tumble weed.

indigenous to rural america, the rumble-b-mble-tumble-weed has a larger m-ss than its tumble weed counterpart and is capable of travelling at higher speeds.

the kinetic energy produced by the rumble-b-mble-tumble-weed is unprecedented. small to medium sized farm arnimals are particularly at risk as they become entangled in rumble-b-mble-tumble-weeds complex knottyness.

typically after being subjected to a violent onslaught victims are usually found dead on the rooftops of buildings up to five miles away.

sometimes animals are found without their skins, and sometimes much much worse…
person a:
i have dead animals on the roof of my house. why?

person b:
hmm ok… are the animals intact?

person a:

the chickens look fine, the pigs and the cow have no legs and no faces.

person b:
hmm. was it windy last night?

person a:
yes. very.

person b:
ah ha!

person a:
what?

person b:
twas the rumble-b-mble-tumble-weed!

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