Rumour Train


a term used to represent the speed and efficiency at which gossip travels. it draws to mind a train carrying rumours on it and depositing these rumours to everyone it p-sses.

if you find yourself in a situation where gossip is traveling fast, for example, a camp or a small high school, or you find out a news/gossip item that is fairly recent, you then say “rumour train!” noting that the piece of gossip is traveling at the speed of a train.

you may optionally say “rumour train, woo woo” afterwards to emulate the sound a train containing rumours would sound like.
senior camper 1: did you hear noah and rachel are foolzing again?

senior camper 2: when did it happen?
senior camper 1: last night!
senior camper 2: rumour train! woo woo!

staff member: i heard you and miranda were making out at chapel point after evening program.
camper: how did you hear that?

staff member: rumour train!

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