Rump Ranger


an old flamer, usually in his mid to late 50’s who keeps a close eye on the male rump. no one is safe from this guy, and he has a really bad case of “wandering hands.” this term is derived from polish and/or irish background, and members of the bonior family earned the name, which is why it is common today.
hey, watch it! don’t let your wandering hands get anywhere near my -ss! i hear the castro district is common mating grounds for rump-rangers
texas slang for a h-m-s-xual
texas rump rangers should move to san f-gsh-tco
a h-m-s-xual male, so called because -n-l s-x is performed from behind.
sir elton john is a rump ranger.
see: b-tt pirate
adjective, synonymous with h-m-s-xual, one that enjoys -n-l s-x with that of the same s-x.
“hey, i saw two rump rangers at pickle park!”
gay guys that go around looking for male -ss.
your dads a rump ranger
a name for a gay man. or one who f-cks man -ss.
dude that guy looks like such a rumpranger
one who quests for rump
that d-mn rump ranger is at it again.

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