Rump Rangler


a h-m-s-xual herdsman in need of ranch hands for work on a livestock farm. duties to include meat grading, rump rangling, gun-gauging and hog tieing. also known as good old fashion country livin’.

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ennis del mar and jack twist are rump ranglers from the h-m-s-xual cowboy movie “brokeback mountain”

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