rump-sprung
of or pertaing to the condition of a seat or sofa upon which a large person has spent a lot of time. worn through uphostry and collapsed springs. typically form fitting to a specific -ss.
i can’t sit on the near end of the sofa, its rump-sprng to aunt ethel’s -ss.
it’s a good truck but that drivers seat is rump-sprung.
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