rumpelfugly


if you are called this, you are one of the ugliest people alive.

descends from the words “rumpelstiltskin” (meaning a freaky little gnome dude that is a total perv who jacks off to dying girls screaming names at him), and “fugly” meaning f-cking ugly.
girl 1: omg, look at that guy over there.
girl 2: sh-t man…his skin is like hanging off his face, and he has like one eye, and rotted yellow teeth, and tiny bits of hair and he has like the body of a four year old too..
girl 1: yeah…sh-t…….. i’d still f-ck him though.
girl 2: wtf?! he is rumpelfugly, girl!
girl 1: what?! it’s been ages since i got a pink sock, and he looks like the sort to go for it…
girl 2: ooooh, yeah, you’re right. threesome!

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