Rumpleblumpkin


a variation of blumpkin in which the defecator is having explosive diarrhea
pads decided that mexican food would be a good start to an evening full of rumpleblumpkin
the act of blumpkins (taking a doodie while receiving a bl-wj-b) from your grandma.
“grandma, we both know that i finishing sh-tting a long time ago, but in order for this to be rumpleblumpkins, you need to stop watching and give me a bl-w j-b, now.”
getting a blumpkin while taking a die-reah and then back-flip kicking the sh-t out the b-tch like charlie from street fighter alpha so she hits the ceiling. 10 more points if she lands in the toilet. don’t forget to scream “kungfu!!!!”
some ho-bag was ho-baggin me while giving me a blumpkin, so i switched up and made it a rumple blumpkin.

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