rumpled


verb. buzzed by alcohol especially when your appearance is a little undone.
i could tell by his untied bow tie and crooked hat that those margaritas had him rumpled.
when totally stoned and steaming. definitely time to call it a night, but i may be able to visit kfc on my way home!
guy: can i get you another beer or a spliff mate?
me: f-ck no! i’m totally rumpled, i gotta get home before i fall down.
the craziest n-gg- on the block; throws nades in baptist churches. the coolest guy to play css with. you need one on every team.
me and my rumpled getting all ready to scrimmage.
to have s-x by rumple/ mr. gold from the tv show, once upon a time.
i was rumpled in my dream last night.

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