rumstumper
a transradial amputee who consumes copious amounts of rum, and then inserts their stump into the v-g-n- or -n-s of another individual.
me: hey brad, i heard you took that chick t-ssie from tinder out on a date. how did it go?
brad: oh, you know, we watched a movie, had some rum, and then i gave her a good old stumping.
me: oh brad, you little rumstumper.
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