Run the Table


term used often in college football to refer to a team winning all of it’s games, usually in a conference.
“usc will run the table in the pac-10 this year”
to keep winning a game (beirut, beer pong, pool/billiards, checkers) so that you stay on the table and opponents keep coming like lambs to the slaughter.
last night simon and i ran the beirut table and groupies were eyeing us like a kid in a candy store.
the act of hitting all the requisite b-lls during a billiards game in one turn to win.
doing it on one’s first turn on the table is to doing it any other time in the game is as getting a royal flush is to getting a straight flush in poker.
we were hill hill and i didn’t get anything on the break and the rat b-st-rd ran the table on me.

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