runner poop


the time right before a race that your nerves outweigh your antic-p-tion. no matter what, you have to race somewhere first to blast your load before they fire the gun.

also, this applies to the general fruity, aromatic smell that wafts from the porto-s & alleys throughout the rest of the racing audience.
oh man! i’m gonna miss da race cause i got runner p–p

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