Runners bowels


(noun) refers to the unmistakeable urge to to take an explosive sh-t after ones partic-p-tion in a running related athletic activity, such as cross country or track. usually amplified by consuming large amounts of food or water
after completing the marathon, matt had a bad case of runners bowels and dashed to the nearest port a potty.

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