runner’s hangover
when you finish a race and you are so tired that you have the same symptoms of being water or drunk and you make stupid choices and decisions
person 1: bruh, why did you push your car off a cliff last night?
person 2: i probably had a runner’s hangover . i don’t remember any of that.
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