Runners runs
the explosive, and sometimes satisfying, diarrhea one experiences after completing some form of running event, excluding short sprints. side effects may include burning, itching, or destroyed -n-s, and/or required decommission of toilet and bathroom for an extended period of time
“hey, great job on that 5k, want to go hang out with the team?”
“no man, i got a bad case of runners runs, i’ll catch up with you in a bit.”
“are you done in there?”
“yeah, but you might want some febreze or matches, i had a bad case of runners runs.”
“what the h-ll man…”
“sorry”
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