runner’s whip


runner’s whip occurs when you are running but your d-ck be too long so it keeps whipping back and forth until you get bruises on your inner thighs.
wife: babe, what happened to your legs?
me: oh these bruises?
wife: yea
me: went for a run last night…
wife: oh no, did someone hit you?
me: nah b-tch, it’s runner’s whip from my fat long d-ck!

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