Running Start
when one would like to involve themselves in s-x acts with a very large woman it sometiems becomes neccesary to get a running start to drive the erect p-n-s through the flab and hopefully into the v-g-n-, -sshole, and or belly b-tton in some cases.
that b-tch was so hefty i hadda take a running start
(v.) in the absence of lubrication, s-xual partners seeking to perform the sodomistic act of -n-l s-x must oft be creative. the running start is a manuever where one partner steadies herself (usu. against a bed) while the other partner accelerates in the first’s direction. at the end of the second partner’s path lies a dry b-tthole therefore speed is necessary to perform this manuever.
once adequate velocity is acheived, the second partner thrusts his erect p-n-s into the -n-s of the first individual. thus, the lubrication normally necessary to make this type of insertion is obviated.
figure 1 depicts and accurate and scale representation of a running start in progress.
fig. 1
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girl, “we are all out of -n-leaze!”
boy, “but you are trolling for vampires and i am so h-rny!”
girl, “we could do it even though i am having my period?”
boy, “that is f-cked up. how about a running start?”
girl, “ok, i guess… i’m ready…” –yipe!!!–
bring the hips out as far as they go and proceeding to commence a powerful hump to begin s-x.
woman: come on already
man: let me get a running start
woman: what? (proceeds to happen) ahhhhh!!
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