Running Track


an -n-logy between long distance running and drinking alcohol. often used as a retort by those being taunted by people who are drinking at a faster pace than themselves.
sean: wow steve-o, you better catch up, you’re two beer behind me!
steve: hey sean, you ever run track?
sean: no… why?
steve: well sean, drinking is kind of like running track. if you waste all your energy sprinting at the beginning, what are you going to have in the tank for the homestretch?

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