runnymoon


the period immediately following marriage. the final occasion where the partners can simultaneously smile in a photograph. physical bedroom activities reduce to once a week, monthly, then annually.
“our runnymoon was lovely, but i couldn’t wait to get home to argue and ultimately sleep in separate beds. thank goodness there will be no more of that oral stuff.” said the wife.

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