ruptured anus


you know that moment when you are going up a ramp on your bicycle, and then when you fall back down your -sshole gets penetrated by the bicycle seat? yeah that’s how you get a ruptured -n-s.
i was doing some tricks on my bike earlier until i got a ruptured -n-s. i had to be rushed to the hospital because it began to bleed too.

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