Russel the Tussel


russel the tussel is the most fearsome pirate to ever sail the seven seas. when children see him, they are stricken with fear. he walks silently through hallways before raping his son brutally. he is a force to be reckoned with.
russel the tussel crept through the hallways, and he lunged into his son’s room, and f-cked him with his pirate meat cutl-ss

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