Russian Alarm Clock
the act of squatting over someone wearing a bear mask while they’re asleep while you poor vodka between you -sscheeks then fart in their face while lighting your fart aflame so that it burns the face and singes the hair off whom ever you are trying to wake up.
guy walks over to friend…
friend- dude what the h-ll happened to your eyebrows?! they are completely gone along with your beard!
guy- nikolai gave me a russian alarm clock…
friend- motherf-cker
being awaken in the morning by the strong need to urinate.
“hand me that water bottle. i need to set my russian alarm clock.”
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