Russian Amphitheatre
a s-xual act created by the homeland, otherwise known as mother russia.
to begin the russian amphitheatre, the male puts his russian c-ck into the females v-g-n-.
while he does this, he then begins to rhythmically slap the females bottom to a russian song, and proceeds to sing.
when the song gets louder, so shall the singing and slapping. no mercy shall be given to the female, just as stalin showed no mercy to his people.
when i heard that there was going to be a performance at the russian amphitheatre, i went to go see. what i did not expect to see performed at the theatre was a russian amphitheatre.
i should have read the playbill.
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